Coach, I apologize.
Do you know what the happiest animal on Earth is? A goldfish. Do you know why? Because they have a 10-second memory.
Be a goldfish, Sam.
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What do you think we should all do once we are no longer sad or angry about this situation?
I think we should all be a goldfish.
March 12, 2026
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